This will Co$t you alot in studies!

[respect]

So you have done a few studies and you want to let everybody know you have arrived. You may want to let your boo know that you care even though you are gone alot so you tattoo his/her name on your where ever. You may just want (he)r to know that s(he) is the love of your life after you brought home an STD you caught on the road from a lab rat you thought was clean (no those medical test don't always test for STI apart from HIV). Next time you hook up with another participant think herpes on the mouth that may make a Doctor say next at check in.
Getting to the point. You get that tattoo may be with her/his name to bring you back in his/her good graces!
Then an 8k comes out and you refuse to tell your best friend. Your best friend screens and gets in anyway and refuse to lend you money because you kept the lead a secret. You didn't get a screening because the tattoo was an exclusion. Now you have no money and a name of person who dumped you for the STD you accused him/her of giving you.The one you got from a participant you forgot to ask his/her name because you are accustomed to using initials. Well his/her initial might as well be STD because you got screwed literally and figuratively.
Say no to tattoes and STI from other participants!

[josue]

This is really hard to read, almost incomprehensible.

[respect]

Sorry it's above your grade level!

[FloridaGirl]

Jun 6, 2017 14:54:28 GMT -5 josue said:

This is really hard to read, almost incomprehensible.

Me too, like what  ??!!!!

[travelingrat]

seems to mostly say : say no to tattoos if you're a lab rat (good advice actually) and don't cheat with other lab rats if you have a significant other waiting for you (also good idea)??

[FloridaGirl]

And it helps to be under age 55, I am finding it harder to find studies, you can at least possibly hide a tattoo
And I have never thought about dating other lab rats, I guess do not mix business with pleasure.

[antecubital]

1) Who the **** is C R V ?

2) Next time your friend gets a screening, call in a few days ahead of time, pretend you're him/her, and cancel. Better yet, wait until they get accepted, and then cancel.

2b) Call in and tell the clinic your friend is double dipping.

3) No tattoos, no piercings, no exceptions.

4) Don't mess around with study staff.

[respect]

CRV is a mentally ill guy that frequents parexel! The doctors know and respect him there!

[puntkicker]

I found this quite entertaining. Respect, has anyone ever suggested you could make a living writing fiction? More of this, please!

[respect]

Jul 20, 2017 17:19:49 GMT -5 puntkicker said:

I found this quite entertaining. Respect, has anyone ever suggested you could make a living writing fiction? More of this, please!

Have you ever told someone what you do and they are like huh that can't be real?

[FloridaGirl]

Jun 13, 2017 14:16:29 GMT -5 travelingrat said:

seems to mostly say : say no to tattoos if you're a lab rat (good advice actually) and don't cheat with other lab rats if you have a significant other waiting for you (also good idea)??